The Shootout: Opening Week Power Rankings

27 10 2009
Ron Artest’s hair is ready. Is yours? Season starts tonight!
  1. Dunkin’ Dan Returns: Last year’s runner-up wants his panties back.
  2. HEADS UP 7UP: Third place last year makes Christopher Walken horny.
  3. beans&rice: I would hype this team but do I really need to?
  4. Super Ballers: The three-time champ wants to prove that he’s still relevant.
  5. AIR FACE 2.0: If he doesn’t win the 3PT category, I will make him sign Novak.
  6. sandbox: Matt Barnes=Gerald Wallace 2.0
  7. K Street Baller: CP3 has carried teams before but he can’t log into Yahoo for you.
  8. TheBigFish: Amare leads a cast of versatile dudes over 6’6″.
  9. TeamLouie: This team looks really versatile but do they have a strong point?
  10. The Innovator: Lots of glasseaters but can they do anything else?
  11. The Hop-Ons: D-Will leads a solid cast.
  12. Balding Is Beautiful: Blake Griffin is a piece of shit. So much for threepeat.
  13. The Avengers: Can Agent Zero stage a comeback?
  14. 8===D~~~Bebe juice: OH BABY!
  15. Frankenstein McHale: It’s going to be a season for the ages.
  16. Jcons: D-Wade and a lot of youth.
  17. Luolapalooza: Iggy and Joe Johnson lead the way but not much depth in the frontcourt.
  18. Toni KukocWhy didn’t he pick up Aaron Gray?
  19. Posers ’10: What a fitting name.
  20. Team Name: Description line.

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27 10 2009
Justin Flores

Blake Griffin is officially a dissappointment.

Beans&Rice 4 Lyfe.

28 10 2009
Justin Flores

Blake Griffin is officially a dissappointment.

Beans&Rice 4 Lyfe.
P.S. – Sorry, forgot to tell you great post!

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